Text Message

I am about to delete all messages in my cell's inbox.
However, one of the messages I received is worth saving
so I am posting it here in its original form.

Stress Test:

der s a vry, vry tall
coconut tree, & der r
4 animals:

King Kong, Ape,
Orangutan,& monkey
pass by.

Dey hve a cmpettion
2c hu s d fastst 2
get d banana.

Hu do u gues wil win?

Ur answer wil reflect
ur personlity.

Try & ans.
w/n 30 secs.

Got ur answer?
Scroll down 2c
d anlyss.

If ur answer is:

Orangutan=
flippen s2pid

ape=
u fool

Monkey=
u r an idiot

Kingkong=s2pid

WHY?

COCONUT TREES
DON'T HAVE
BANANAS..

8s obyus ur
stresed.