Lesson 102

EVERYTHING I REALLY NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM NOAH'S ARK
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• Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.
  
• Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something Really big.
  
• Don’t listen to critics. Do what has to be done.
  
• Build on the high ground.
  
• For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.
  
• Two heads are better than one.
  
• Speed isn’t always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails.
  
• If you can’t fight or flee–float.
  
• Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.
  
• Don’t forget that we’re all in the same boat.
  
• When the doo-doo gets really deep, don’t sit there and complain–shovel!
  
• Stay below deck during the storm.
  
• Remember that the ark was built by amateurs & the Titanic was built by professionals.
  
• If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.
  
• Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.
  
• No matter how bleak it looks, there’s always a rainbow on the other side.
  
• DON’T MISS THE BOAT !!!!