Lesson 102

EVERYTHING I REALLY NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM NOAH'S ARK
Author Unknown

• Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.
  
• Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something Really big.
  
• Don’t listen to critics. Do what has to be done.
  
• Build on the high ground.
  
• For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.
  
• Two heads are better than one.
  
• Speed isn’t always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails.
  
• If you can’t fight or flee–float.
  
• Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.
  
• Don’t forget that we’re all in the same boat.
  
• When the doo-doo gets really deep, don’t sit there and complain–shovel!
  
• Stay below deck during the storm.
  
• Remember that the ark was built by amateurs & the Titanic was built by professionals.
  
• If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.
  
• Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.
  
• No matter how bleak it looks, there’s always a rainbow on the other side.
  
• DON’T MISS THE BOAT !!!!

Lesson 101

All I Really Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten

-excerpted from the book, All I Really Need To Know I Learned in Kindergarten by Robert Fulghum

ALL I REALLY NEED TO KNOW about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate-school mountain, but there in the sandpile at Sunday School.

These are the things I learned:

• Share everything.
  
• Play fair.
  
• Don't hit people.
  
• Put things back where you found them.
  
• Clean up your own mess.
  
• Don't take things that aren't yours.
  
• Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.
  
• Wash your hands before you eat.
  
• Flush.
  
• Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.
  
• Live a balanced life - learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some.
  
• Take a nap every afternoon.
  
• When you go out into the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands, and stick together.
  
• Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the styrofoam cup: The roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that.
  
• Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup - they all die. So do we.
  
• And then remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned - the biggest word of all - LOOK.

Everything you need to know is in there somewhere. The Golden Rule and love and basic sanitation. Ecology and politics and equality and sane living.

Take any of those items and extrapolate it into sophisticated adult terms and apply it to your family life or your work or your government or your world and it holds true and clear and firm. Think what a better world it would be if all - the whole world - had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down with our blankies for a nap. Or if all governments had a basic policy to always put thing back where they found them and to clean up their own mess.

And it is still true, no matter how old you are - when you go out into the world, it is best to hold hands and stick together.